Thursday, July 06, 2006

Why Stuffed Animals Make Better Pets Than Actual Animals

I’ve had little sleep and am cranky today, thanks to Little Brat staying up half the night barking at every fucking thing and nothing at the same time. I think it’s revenge for not being able to stay in the bedroom. I don’t like having pets. Seriously, I can live a perfectly happy life without them, but alas they were not my idea. Stuffed animals make much better pets, I think.

  • You get the cuddly, soft furriness without the slobbery, wet licking.
  • You can sleep next to them without worry of allergic reactions.
  • They won’t go nuts every time strangers are around the house.
  • You can go on trips and not worry about leaving them at home.
  • No fleas.
  • No fur all over the furniture.
  • They won’t scratch on your door for half the night if you don’t let them into your bedroom at night.
  • And most of all, they’ll never wake you up repeatedly in the middle of the fucking night for no good reason!

One dog that I’m willing to put up with is NYCWatchdog, this week’s renter. Go pay him a visit, hopefully he’s not as cranky and pissy as I am today.

Posted by Geeky Dragon Girl on 07/06 at 10:37 AM
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