Tuesday, February 07, 2006

What is wrong with this guy?

Do you remember this retard who I invited to the barbecue I had over the weekend? I replied to his stupid email with one that clearly corrected his mistake about my name. I never got a reply back to that, so I assumed he was just embarrassed and didn’t want to write back in acknowledgement. Well apparently that wasn’t the case. I received this email from him yesterday:

Joe,
Sorry I was not able to make it on Saturday. I had a little accident but I am ok.

There is just no response to such blatant… moronocity (there just aren’t enough words to express profound stupidity, so we have to start making some up) except to laugh. After correcting the fuckhead three times, he’s still calling me Joe. I give up. What’s a girl to do? He’s obviously fried his brain cells beyond all recognition, and I’m not quite sure what he does at the office. Maybe he counts paperclips or something. Who knows. Rest assured I will not be sending any more invites in his direction.

Oh, and “had a little accident?” Sounds like he peed his pants and didn’t have any clean ones to change into. There’s got to be a better word than “moron” for this guy. What can you come up with?

Posted by Geeky Dragon Girl on 02/07 at 07:26 PM
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