Wednesday, February 01, 2006

What a Spazz

Ever since the day I followed a link to ITalk2Much.com, I’ve become addicted. It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life! I’ve left dumb comments here and there on a couple of their posts. One thing I keep wondering about is how come some people have icons next to theirs and others (losers like myself) don’t? So today I took it upon myself to ask. I sent quite a spastic email to Ms. Chatty and, considering how tangential and confusing it was, I don’t really expect an answer.

This is what happens when your brain whirls out thoughts at 300 mph while your fingers try to keep up. You’re curious now, aren’t you? How bad could it be? Well it just so happens I’m going to share it with you. Be glad I didn’t send this to you.

Ms. Chatty,
You probably don’t have time for stupid messages from annoying people like myself, but I had a question, obviously. I was kinda wondering why some people had photos next to their comments and some didn’t. The answer has to be somewhere obvious but I’m so new to the world of blogs that I still have that awful new blog smell on me. Sorry about that, I’ll try to shower more.

So anyway, I thought maybe they were registered members of this site. Valid guess, right? So I clicked on the Register link. The registration page is… unbelievably UNsnarky! The Terms of Service even stated “By registering at this site you agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, or that violate any laws. We will permanently ban all users who do so.” Now this REALLY confused me. Isn’t obscene, vulgarous slander all we do around here? (That and make up words like “vulgarous”.) Heh, listen to me using the word “we” like I’m a part of all this. Delusional. I’m just so hooked on this site and its brutal, side-splitting honesty. I think I’ve actually gotten used to liquids being snorted out through my nose. Okay that’s gross, stop it.

So, um, my point… what was it? Something about member registration and what the heck is it for? Because if it’ll make me cooler then I’m in like Schwinn baby. Er, in like sin? Kin? Ambien? Nevermind. I’ll never be cool.

-The Geeky Dragon Girl