Wednesday, February 14, 2007
VD Day?
This morning, one of my coworkers said, “Happy VD Day!” I hope she realizes she just changed the holiday to something completely different. Forget love and devotion, we’re here to celebrate gonorrhea and syphilis y’all! Instead of candy and flowers, we’ll distribute condoms and dental dams.
Dental dams… now there’s something I’ve never actually seen in real life. Do people actually use those? What is it exactly… like wrapping your tongue in saran wrap? Not quite. I Googled it, and found a photo with detailed description here. OMG does it not look like some kind torture device? Something a sicko uses on you before putting a bag over your head and throwing you in the river? Oh wait, that’s the kind used in the dentist’s office. So yeah, it’s a torture device.
But anyway, back to my coworker. Lady, it’s V Day, not VD Day.
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