Saturday, July 08, 2006
Run!
Last night I was sitting on the porch as my sweety was yanking snails out of her garden and stomping on them. I didn’t help because I hate killing things (though I will make an exception to annoying mosquitos who have it out for me).
Me: It’s a massacre.
Her: I hate the little buggers.
Me: I’m sure they hate you too. “Oh no it’s her, run!” *imitates a snail running at top speed… which is like watching a marathon runner in sloooooow mooooootion...*