Saturday, March 17, 2007
Questions Answered 2: Calling all angels
Joe, ever the philosopher, asks, “If a man with wings fell from the sky, hit his head and lost his memory, would you be more likely to think ‘angel of God’ or ‘Angel from X-Men?’”
My Answer: An excellent, thought-provoking question. It would depend on a few things. If the winged man was buff and shirtless, I would definitely think Angel from X-Men. If, however, the man looked to be at peace despite the big bump on his head, had this holy aura about him, and was dressed white robes or a shiny chestplate, then I would tend to marvel at the angel of God. If he was dressed in a trenchcoat and looked like Nicholas Cage, I would also think, “Ooh an angel of God.” Alternatively, if he was dressed in overalls, smoked like a chimney and looked like John Travolta, I would think, “Um, Michael, is it? What are you doing here? Didn’t you know that movie bombed?” Finally, if the fallen winged man looked really, really pissed, with eyes glowing red and everything, I would definitely go running in the opposite direction while screaming, “Run! Hide! Repent or something! Satan has some competition!”
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