Friday, March 16, 2007
Questions Answered 1: When a box isn't really a box
As promised, I, who knows all and sees all, will address questions that have been dropped into my Question Box. Feel free to submit other questions whenever you like!
Robin asked in an email (because her browser was misbehaving too much to submit it as a comment), “Why is a hooha referred to sometimes as a ‘box’?”
My Answer: It is? When? And by whom?? Sorry, didn’t mean to answer a question with more questions. I’m not a psychologist after all. I’ve actually never heard of this, and can only speculate that, like a box, you can put things into a vagina? But that’s just silly, because why a box? Why not a can or a cereal bowl or a coffee cup? But worry not, just because I live in a cave doesn’t mean I can’t learn things! According to the Urban Dictionary, when “box” is used to refer to female genitalia, it is usually derogatory. Here are some examples given:
- "Stacy is nice to look at but I heard she has a smelly box.”
- "The box a penis comes in.”
- "I’m baking some bread in my box.” (I have a yeast infection.)
- And my personal favorite, “Honey, have you still got your virginity or only the box it came in?”
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