Monday, May 22, 2006
More thoughts about strippers
There’s a huge difference between men and women when it comes to strippers. You see these differences in the patrons and in the strippers themselves. If the TV portrayal of strips clubs is accurate, here’s what I see…
Female viewers hoot and holler a lot. They’ll scream and wave dollars around just to get into the moment just to have wild fun with their friends. A few might run their hands over the male stripper’s pecs, but that’s usually the extent of the contact.
Male viewers just like to watch. They’ll offer money, but it’s more of a quiet “come closer to me” approach. Like bait. I find it quite creepy. There’s more unwanted grabbing going on. Not touching, grabbing. Why aren’t they hooting and screaming like the female audiences? I think it’s because they’re sitting there imagining sex with the stripper. Eww. No wonder they’re quiet.
Female strippers are talented. I don’t care how fake their boobs might be, you need to have some skills to hang upside-down from that pole. They can dance, they can tease, and they can usually hold their own in a conversation. They’ve perfected the art of verbal defense, needed to rebuff rowdy patrons while at the same time keeping them coming back to the club.
Male strippers are not talented. They gyrate around and expect women to swoon over them simply because they’ve got hard bodies. They’ll grab your hand and make you touch their nasty parts because they think it’s hot. They probably wish female strippers would do this. They have no need for verbal defense because few people want to touch their gross sweat. And they seem to welcome the ones that do.
It’s an interesting dichotomy, don’t you think?
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