Monday, June 08, 2009
Male-directed all-girl porn is the worst
So we’re living at my honey’s brother’s house for the time being. He’s out of town for a few days, so we were just hanging out at the house, watching his DirecTV. We were flipping through some channels trying to figure out which ones he does get (it’s so annoying how we have to skip past sooo many blank “Channel not purchased” channels), when we encountered a naughty channel. I forget which one it was, but the show that was being broadcast was called “Chocolate All Girl Orgy”. Being lesbians, of course we had to pause and watch the girl-on-girl action for awhile.
It was SO not directed by a woman. Everything looked exactly like how it would be performed if it were standard hetero porn. Even the clit-tonguing looked really uncomfortable with overly exaggerated tongue-wagging. There were girls with strap-ons pumping half-heartedly, which I can accept because some people like that. But the biggest, most ridiculous piece of porno fakery was when some of the girls started sucking on the strap-ons as if they were real dicks. Excuse me? Exactly who is getting what kind of pleasure out of this? The male viewers watching it I suppose. But that seriously ruined what little realism the film might have had.
I know 99% of porn is made for men, but for me this was just over the top ludicrous. I want to see stuff that is at least plausible. To me, Space Nuts was more plausible than this stuff. Male directors need to stick with boy-girl porn and leave the all-girl stuff alone.
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