Monday, April 30, 2007

Hey you

Yeah you, the one coughing up your phlegmatic lungs and spreading your germy ickiness all over the office. There’s this thing called a sick day… there’s a reason for them. See, when you wake up and find yourself coughing more than you are breathing, this is a sure sign that you need to call your boss and inform them that you will not be coming into the office for fear of spreading your contagion to everyone else. 

As a mildly asthmatic individual, I prefer to keep my lungs free of pollutants and phlegm. So if you could pack up and send your diseased self home, I’d really appreciate it. Thank you.  Dumbass.

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