Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Happy Birthday to Me!
Please sing/scream with me at the top of your lungs…
Happy birthday to you!
You live in the zoo!
You look like a monkey!
And smell like one too!!
Yes, 30-something years ago today (don’t make me do math please, it’s my special day!) a momentous occasion took place. I made my mom suffer through (or so she claims) 36 hours of labor before finally showing my face (and my bare behind) to the world for the first time. She says I was the loudest baby in the whole hospital, and drank more milk than the rest of them too. The averge baby there drank half a bottle. I would drink a bottle and a half. A loud, obnoxious heavy drinker… don’t I sound like I belong in a bar??
Fast forward to today. I’m no longer loud, though I can be quite obnoxious (and I will litter your blog with pointless comments if I feel so inclined). I’m not a drinker (don’t act so surprised). I prefer water, milkshakes, and sometimes juice. But, like my baby days, I still eat more than people expect. My snack drawer is never empty, I make sure of that. I think I have the metabolism of a hummingbird. I need to put someting into my stomach every two hours or I get cranky and very whiney. I’m very annoying when I’m whiney. Just feed me and I’ll shut up. Ah what a lady I’ve become.
And that concludes the birthday edition of “Geeky Dragon Girl, Then and Now”. For my birthday gift you can go click on my renter.
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