Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Geeky Dragon Girl isn't so smart, but I am!
Hi! I’m Little Brat. No really, that’s my name, have you heard differently? You have? Dammit! That big-mouthed owner of mine… Did you know her name isn’t really “Geeky Dragon Girl”? Heh, I’ll bet you didn’t. She’s sneaky like that. But not sneakier than me. When she left for work today she left a browser open still logged into Blogger, so now it’s my turn to post something on here for a change!
This is so exciting! Big Pest is going to be so jealous when I tell him about this. He’s kinda dumb though, so he might not even know what a blog is. He’ll probably think it’s some kind of meat, like bologna. (He spells it baloney though, heehee.)
My owner, she’s so self-centered, always talking about herself. Well it’s time I got to talk about myself! Here are 10 facts about me:
- When Big Pest is chewing on a bone, I like run outside barking like there’s someone there. He’ll always follow me barking. I’ll come back inside first and steal his bone. He’s never figured out that trick.
- I know how to use a stepping stool to get onto the bed. Big Pest never figured that out either.
- Just because I like to get laid a lot two weeks out of the year doesn’t make me a slut. I’m just a bitch, that’s all.
- I don’t like to knaw hard chewies. I’m delicate you know. I prefer to steal chewies from Big Pest after he’s softened one up a bit.
- I like to get up an hour after the lights go out for a drink of water.
- An hour after that I like to get up again to go eat.
- I can’t be bothered to eat while everyone is awake. I’d rather hang out in their laps.
- I can beat up dogs 10 times my size, but my owners never let me. They’re bitches too.
- I like to bark at and chase after cats, except for one neighborhood Siamese. I like to play hide and seek with him.
- Big Pest and I have keg parties in the house when everyone’s at work.
Wow this typing with paws sure is hard.
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