Friday, February 10, 2006

Doggie Style

Can you sense today’s theme?

Humans aren’t the only ones with sex toys. Anyone with pets knows this. I would like to introduce you to my little ones’ favorite sex toy. What a cow. See for yourself!

Ms. Cow is primarily Big Pest’s toy. He likes to play three games with her:

1. Tug of war
   
2. Shake it up
   
3. Let’s get it on

The funny thing about this toy is that it has one of those animal-sound noise makers inside. You turn it upside down and it yields a very mournful “Mooooooooo”. The entertaining part is you can always tell when Big Pest is playing “Let’s get it on” with her, because all you hear is “Mu mu mu mu mu”.

These last few days have been interesting with Little Brat being in heat and all. He’s been pretty much ignoring Ms. Cow. However it seems that Little Brat isn’t getting enough satisfaction. I was at the computer (where else?) when I heard the “mu mu mu mu” of Ms. Cow. I look over expecting to see my boy in action, but instead I find Little Brat getting her groove on with the cow. Horndog doesn’t even begin to describe her.

Better the cow than me!

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