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Well Mike, if you consider yourself female, then yes! 
Roll away....ROLL AWAY!!!!
(I’d SO be doing the same thing. I don’t need some random guy dry humping my face, thanks.)
Oh vey!!!
Maybe you should have pulled a couple of bucks out of his g-string for the “pain and suffering”!!
Um, yuck. Male strippers are disgusting and I’m heterosexual. I’ve been to strip clubs with female dancers and they seemed skanky so I guess I just don’t like strippers.
Adena, yeah it was gross. Dry humping from your significant other, good. From strangers, badbadbad!
Maggie, I should’ve!
T, another lady at the party said that other strippers she’s seen did more dancing and less “hands-on”. Perhaps it wouldn’t be so gross then?
hi! We’re battling right now, and I just wanted to say that I’ve seen you around and I honestly really like your blog. The way you write, the openess with which you speak, you really can draw in the reader. Good luck!
I’m with T. I’m heterosexual, but from your descriptions of the strippers (at leat the first two) I’d be more likely to go “Ewwwww gross!!” than “Yeah, baby, yeah!” if either of them tried to get up close and personal with me. Dry-humping? Simply just not sexy to look at. It’s as easy as that.
A friend took me to a male strip show last year...most of the strippers were so freaking boring, and there was only one that was halfway good. Thankfully I was out of the dry humping range hahaha.
Bachelorette parties suck! They are nothing compared to Bachelor parties. Why is that?>??
wow the images...ouch lol
I hate bachelor parties with male strippers! They just assume that every woman there wants to have his sweaty “junk” swinging in their face. Gross! 
Yeah I agree with the masses, these strippers sound gross!
I’ve never had any experience of strippers in the flesh either (so to speak 
). I never got to have a hen night, or what you call a bachelorette party, of my own 
Yeah, I gotta say I’m surprised that there’s any market at all for male strippers. Women just don’t seem to dig them very much. And from your description of these 3 I can’t imagine their reputation was helped at that party. Or that they had a rep to damage.
I don’t really get into strippers, unless it’s the Suiside Girls, that’s a whole nother story. My fantasy girl wears plaid, let me clarify,as in school girl uniform. But for the most part, your run of the mill stripper, no thank you.
Thank you Jade! I like your blog too. Hey, your avatar has green lips!
Maria, yeah, how is dry-humping sexy? Isn’t the whole point to tease?
Donna, is it just my imagination or are female strippers just so much more skilled than the male ones? I mean, have you seen what they can do on a pole? It’s like a circus act. Well, at least on TV.
Vixen, I actually wouldn’t know. I’ve only been to one bachelor party, and it was a geek’s party. Both girls and guys were there and we just played video games all night. It was TONS better if you ask me, hee!
OCB, yeah, icky images. Did I emphasize enough how sweaty and gross they were?
Unbalanced, these strippers seem to think they’re all that, which centers around their “junk”. They probably think it’s a priviledge for the girl to have it swung in her face.
Aww Sarah, don’t worry, you did not miss much.
Phollower, the thing was, there were some girls at the party who WERE into them. One was even sliding her hands all over them. *gag*
Zoe, I’ve heard of the Suicide Girls, but I thought they were a band or something.
Male strippers gross me out. You are a good egg for putting up with the testosterone brigade.
HA! my word verification is “eww”
anyone who puts their package in my face is gonna have some trouble walking afterwards.
I like women strippers. Prettier to look at and they DO dance.
Oh, I had the most horrific experience of my life in New Orleans. I was there on a business trip. Yeah, basically a big party all weekend. New Orleans is no place to do business. âAnyway, they sell sex on the street and it is absolutely disgusting. But, after a few drinks you loosen up and get curious. I was with a group of people and they dragged me into a âmale strip clubâ. My guy âfriendsâ ordered the only two girls a lap dance. The dude was sweaty, smelly, and oily! He actually grabbed my had and rubbed it on his balls!! Even plastered I was horrified. And, you thought dry humping was bad.
Definitley not a band. Goth/punk pin up girls web site. Just my thing. They now have a live burlesque show that tours. It is way HOT, if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s not sleezy, just HOT. Check out the <a href="http://suicidegirls.com/">Suicide Girls</a> (this is not a work friendly link).
I worked as a waitress at a bar that had male strippers way back in the day. I’ve never been a fan. If I want to be dry humped, I’ll go get my brother’s dog. I prefer the ladies. Easier on the eye, less sweaty and theyd dance better.
ROFLMFAO! My verification word was muff. ha ha ha haha!!!!
Keb, isn’t it all about the muff, though?
Zoe, I’ll pop by the site and see what you’re talking about… later, heh, when I get home.
Karen, why do the males ones think we want to touch their skanky parts, while male patrons are all about grabbing the female parts? Men, pffft!
Miss Ann, heehee, I would love to see one of ‘em get in trouble with you!
MG, that is the perfect word for this post. Eww!
3 different strippers seems a bit overkill to me. The last bparty I went to was a male stripper dressed as a fireman. I was impressed at the aerobics he could do but otherwise I was embarrassed for him. If I can manage it I will never see one again. I’d rather see female strippers personally.
Yeah I was surprised they ordered 3 as well. Maybe it was a special package deal.
You hid behind your sweetie? That’s not very chivalrous of you.
I made a penis cake for a friends bachelorette party a few years ago.
I’ll have to send you a picture later tonight....it was PERFECT. My best friend and I managed to make perfectly flesh colored icing…
You know, I don’t think I could go to a bachelorette party. Penises are ugly. To have them everywhere? Might turn me into a lesbian! 
I would much rather watch a female stripper over a male stripper anyday! Although the Chippendale’s were fine in their day when I saw them years ago!! Those guys had talent, AND class.
Lucy, that must’ve been a fun project! “Anyone for another slice of penis cake?”
Joefish, I know, it was a selfish act of self-preservation.
Tracy, talent and class were definitely in short supply that night!
Yeah....I gotta admit sweaty guys wouldn’t do much for me either.
(Hmmmmmm....does this mean I have lesbian tendencies?)
mike | 05.21.2006 | 3:25 PM