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Yeah, I’ll join you, too. *Giggle*
*snicker*
*snort*
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
*wipes tear*
Why didn’t I get the cool teachers??? sigh…
I don’t get it…
I’m not fallin’ for it this time! 
Asara, he wasn’t really considered “cool” since most junior high kids are too immature to recognize wit when they see it. He was considered corny by most. Then again, so was I…
KG and Avi, plenty of room on the bench!
I’m confused…
See, now you’re messin’ with my head. Part of me wants to explain it to you, but the other part thinks you already know everything and are toying with me because you’re naturally a brat. 
She’s fucking with you. She has to be.
I swear on Kevin Spacey I honestly have no idea, I AM that stupid. Or maybe I’m just so grumpy and out of it because of the pain.
Okay, on the off-chance that the pain meds are messing with you (and for the other readers who don’t get it either but are too shy to speak up), I’ll explain it. “She shaved her legs and wrecked ‘em”—say that aloud. “Wrecked ‘em”... what does that sound like...? It’s definitely a knee-slapper. 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I appreciate the explanation.
If she didn’t get it before, you’re not going to make it clearer.
It sounds like she shaved her legs and rectum. See?
No, I get it now. I had to sound it out in my head...I didn’t do that before.
Be nice, I was dilated yesterday 
I didn’t realize that was supposed to be so painful!
Try having a pen shoved up your urethra and see if you can think straight. And if you actually do try it, then you officially beat out the guy having sex with the snake. 
WOW!
I’ve actually seen a video where a woman was putting an entire vibrator down a guy’s urethra. It almost makes me cry to watch it.
What I believe it is, is they stick a thingy up you and pretty much open everything wider and wider as to make room for whatever they need to get up there. I might be wrong but it hurt pretty bad...like the worst cramps ever.
You should have just made him get snipped instead.
He would have done it too. If at 34 I still feel strongly I don’t want to have children that is what we will do.
Ack, an entire vibrator? And it didn’t make him split in two? No, don’t go into detail please, I’m cringing and I’m not even a guy. 
You sure you don’t want me to find that video and post it? :D
There very well may be something wrong with you Avi, you might want to look into that.
I’m sure that, if I really wanted to, I could browse through your archives and find it. 
LOL
I’ll just sit there and look innocent.
"Mom, why does that man look so funny? Is he constipated?”
“No dear, he’s trying to look innocent.”
GDG -
Heh.
It’s true.
so of course i had to say it out loud.
sitting her in my dark cubicle at work.
ha!
so of course i had to say it out loud.
sitting her in my dark cubicle at work.
ha!
hehe hehe she said “wrecked ‘em” hehe hehe.
Reminds me of a meeting I attended at one of my first jobs where the guy doing a presentation had shortened ‘analysis’ to ‘anal.’ I would have sniggered quietly to myself but someone sitting on the other side of the table caught my eye and I nearly choked trying not to laugh!
The guy must’ve been really into his subject to not notice what he shorted it to! That’s funny!
LMFAO. Wrecked ‘em. I’m just going to join you on the 12 year old bench, okay?
Kentucky Girl | 05.03.2007 | 12:20 PM