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LOL that would be lovely.
Step 1 - Put hand in bag
Step 2 - Pick up droppings
Step 3 - Close bag and shake vigorously
Step 4 - Place in oven
I think you’re supposed to pull the corners of the bag through the hole? I don’t own a dog so never used these.. but I’m pretty damn good at origami :D
I actually tried that, but then it looked nothing like Step 4. No nifty little knot, and I could still smell the contents. 
And there are no funny tips on the inside of the bag?!?! That is the stupidest thing ever!
And I totally laughed out loud at the origami bit!
I think it is a requirement to put instructions for use on all products now. In Toronto Union Station Men’s Room, there are instructions on hand washing and drying.
Colin, that would’ve been nice to find some more useful tips inside, sort of as a reward for being persistent.
Bobolink, I wonder if restroom users are actually learning something new when they go in there. 
do they have a 1800 support line?
call them.
have them talk you through it over the phone...it will be hilarious.
Weese you are sick and twisted and I love it. I can imagine a poop bag tech support hotline. “Okay so after I pick up the shit, what do I do?”
I have a pooper scooper set for the yard. My dog does not poop on walk or when she’s on a leash. If we travel, she gets irregular and won’t eat or shit. I have a very convenient dog!
I hate to bring this up… dog poop really cannot go in with mulchables unless your dog ia a vegetarian. Meat eaters have harmfull bacteria in their poop and shouldn’t go with mulchables or in compost piles. However, if your area allows it, they might be treating the mulchables before they dump them, in which case, ignore the above!
Annie, that is a convenient dog indeed! Hopefully you don’t go on long trips, heh.
Otter, hmm… I’m not sure, but I appreciate you bringing it up! I’ll look it up on the city website. Wouldn’t want to contaminate the mulchables.
Hey Y’all ~ PoopBags.com here. The instructions are somewhat baffling - agreed. After you collect your pooch’s daily present and invert the bag, what we do is twist (like the shake n’ bake concept duly noted above) and do the loop tie thing. Think of how you used to use plastic produce bags (before you bought reusable canvas produce bags) after placing the lemons or cucumbers in there. Does that help and or clarify? Thanks and XOXO, PoopBags.com
Oh yes, and we do not suggest placing it in the green bins. These are for compost. Since dogs eat a meat-based diet, you might actually be spreading E.coli. If anything, call your local MSW to find out if it is ok. Later! PoopBags.com
O.O
I did NOT see this coming.
*picks jaw off floor*
Ha! Colin, me either. A personal visit, cool! I feel all important now. 
Paige of Poop.com, thanks for the visit! Thanks even more for your input on the useless instructions. I already am twisting the bags shut and tying them off like bags of fruit. And from now on I’ll toss them in the regular garbage. Thanks again!
Step 3 looks like you’re getting ready to ‘shake n bake’.
zoe | 04.25.2008 | 12:38 PM