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Oh my! This had me laughing my ass off 
I have had some pretty weird dreams, especially when I was pregnant the dreams were extremely vivid.
But that takes the cake! OMGawwwwwd, I can’t quit laughing to even type this comment.
I believe the corn nuts dream means it’s been too long since you last watched “Heathers”.
The other dream, well I don’t even have that much time to get into it.
I had a really good Shane dream last night, really good. (Shane, L-Word)
roflmao!!!!
I have strange dreams too, this one was great!
Oh by the way I have a question for the blogger fairy if she’s around… my stuff’s not showing up…
Ha! Cornut Sultan. Waahaha...seriously. Those things could break my teeth off. WTF? It’s like eating that dried corn they feed livestock.
Congrats on the weiner. 
Kentucky Girl, your comment so brings back childhood memories. My cousin and I used to pretend we were horses and we at CornNuts for that very reason, it sounds just like it does when they eat.
You know I was going to cry and cry and cry if you denied my bid, right?? *grin*
Unbalanced, I used to keep a dream journal where I’d write down what I could remember about a dream. Maybe I should dig it up and post more!
Zoe, I acutally hated that Heathers movie. But that Shane dream sounds good!
KG, I think they changed the CornNuts a little by puffing a little air into it. They’re lighter on the crunch now, and not so tooth-breaking.
Tracy thank goodness I made the right choice! I wouldn’t want to be responsible for so much sadness. Especially not in the middle of a wild weiner post!
Wow...a weiner gone wild post..I must say I’m almost “typeless.”
OMG! Are your dreams usually like that? That’s fascinating. What would Freud say about you? Penis envy?
Oh of course Freud would say that. What else could it be?? He would slap my picture into an essay and proclaim me to the be a textbook case of penis envy. Let me tell you, I do not envy guys getting hit in the nuts, or prostate problems, or having to pee in a urinal in front of everyone else, or having to adjust their dangly bits constantly, or getting one of those tests where they shove a camera up there. Uh-uh, no thanks.
LMAO, absolutely frickin hilarious. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have a penis--although I will always love my female bits. Maaan ur dreams ARE wierd.
LMAO! Thanks for the laugh! That was hilarious!!!!!
What good are cornnutty penis dreams if not to entertain the masses? 
ROFLMFAO! I love that wiener dream. I wish I had a wiener. Just so I could keep it in my purse and slap stupid people with it.
When I was little, I remember trying to pee standing up and after changing my clothes many times, I declared it impossible. Since then, though, I haven’t really ever wanted to have my own penis. I’m fond of them and everything but I’d rather not deal with any of the issues you mentioned, Geeky. Oh, and, “dangly bits”? That’s a great description.
Keb, heh, maybe one of those life-like dildos would work for your purposes?
T, I knew someone who called his man-parts “squidgy bits”. They are kinda squidgy, aren’t they?
Good one....that was hilarious!!
oh gosh...weiner swingin in the breeze...that completely cracked me up!
Alright you got what you have been missing...a giant penis and it must be aired or it’ll choke! I meant hot dog!!
That is so funny!! 
Lmao!
I wish my dreams were that interesting!
you must be related to my sister. She had a dream once where she had a detachable penis and could share it with people as well. The dream ended with her giving a friend of ours a piggy back ride around the world or something...eak...I have some pretty wierd dreams too but I’ve never had a penis. If I did I would most deffinately spank it :D
Sometimes a CornNut is just a CornNut, Anna!
Pusher Robot | 04.25.2006 | 9:23 AM