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Nope, not a single broken bone. And you’re talking to another clutz here. Numerous shin slammings, toe stubbings and, well I was going to say head bangings, but that just makes me sound like I attend Metallica concerts or something.
Heehee, Cement Girl! (Sounds better than Dense Girl!) I could be the newest hero. Just don’t make me go swimming. I sink like a stone. Actually it’s funny, I really do. When I’m trying to float, my legs just sink down. If I let go of my lungful of air, down I go. Like I said, I’m dense.
Holy cow! Maybe that’s MY problem!!
I totally sink, too!! I CANNOT float! Doggie Paddle? Ha! Yeah right. More like Doggie Drown.
Martin didn’t believe me. “EVERYONE floats!” Until he saw me in the swimming pool. Now he’s a believer. I have to wear life vests in the pool. Last time I was in a pool was at Martin’s aunts when I was about a day away from going into labor w/ Jack. My big, pregnant ass in a bright orange life vest...bobbing around the pool. HA! I was a visual!
I bet you my bones are as dense as yours!! We can be the cement twins!
You must’ve looked like a bright orange beach ball bobbing in the water, heehee! Oh that wasn’t very nice. Well, you aren’t pregnant now, so I can poke fun.
Weren’t those childhood swimming classes torture? Everyone thinking we weren’t doing it right. Humph. Well F you all, our bones can break your bones! Yippee I have a Cement Sister!
Hmmm, I wonder how dense my bones are. I’ve never broken anything..,but then again I wasn’t ever a tomboy or a klutz.
What? You sayin’ I’m a tomboy???
Oh wait, I am, nevermind.
Unfortunately, I know where you can get a great deal on running shoes...ugh! Great job on the bone density! That’s really good.
Do I have to go all the way to Montana for these running shoe deals? 
Hey! Why doesn’t my office get to go to health fares and have our bones tested? I work for my father in law and all we get is natural supplements and green tea. Oh, we do get free toothpaste because you know, it is an orthodontist office and we all have to have pretty smiles. 
Do you at least get to have your teeth tested? Free tooth whitening? Free toothpaste… for some reason that’s just funny to me.
I must be dense too. I’m a klutz, a tomboy, and I don’t float. I was a milk junkie as a kid.
Ever see that movie with Bruce Willis called “Unbreakable”? He was like us, couldn’t break his bones, but his weakness was water. Sank like a rock.
I knew this guy a few years ago that I swear must’ve had the world’s thickest skeleton. He was 5’6” and weighed about 260, but almost none of that was fat. The man’s wrists were as thick as my ankles. The poor fellow intended to make a career out of the navy, but he was booted for being overweight eight months before the navy added body fat measurements as an alternative to weight-only calculations.
Now that I think about it, this could be good for your self-esteem, Cement Girl. “No, I don’t really need to lose that last five pounds. I’ve got a dense (and therefore heavy) skeleton, so I’m right where I should be. In fact, I could do for some more ice cream...”
LOL! I go for ice cream all the time.
Hey Joe, I’ve found that Vendetta mask creepy ever since I saw it in the movie preview. I’m all, “That’s the hero of the movie?? It’s creepy!” Great now I get to see it every time you comment. Are you creepy or somethin’? 
No. Just free toothpaste. Although, I shouldn’t bitch too much. He does take the staff to the orthodontic conventions every few years and last year we went to San Francisco for a week. Room, air and food was all paid for.
But yeah, free toothpaste.
I’m no creepier than most people. Maybe a little creepier, but not much.
You’ve got to see that movie. It’s the bee’s knees.
That extra bone density will really come in handy about thirty or forty years from now. I should get mine checked cause I really think I’m gonna be a hunchback when I’m old. I think all milk is foul and nasty so I’m calcium deficient. I will at least get to scare small children when I lumber around hunched over.
LOL! T, the kids will definitely be scared of you, probably call you Igor and stuff. My body told me last year that it doesn’t like milk anymore. I take daily calcium supplements. My lady doctor recommends 1200mg daily.
Calcium supplements, yup. That’s what I ought to be doing. My daughter’s grandmother takes those chocolate vitamin thingies. They’re called Viactiv or something like that. I like chocolate way too much for that. They’d find me dead on the floor with an empty box of those.
BTW, the first time I posted here, my anti-comment spam word thing said “loser” and now it says “airhead”. I’m going to go cry in the corner and suck my thumb now.
Just so you know, the words in the verification are more to describe me than you, heehee!
Have you ever broken a bone?
I’m curious what mine is....I’m the world’s biggest clutz, and I’ve yet to break anything. I can roll my ankles, run into things fall on my arms, etc, and all I get is sprains, and torn ligaments. Never a breakage.
Hmmmm....Now you made me want to go get that tested!! You cement girl, you!
(Hehe...my word is “catty")
adena | 03.27.2006 | 3:58 PM