Grrrrrr...
- A Fanatic Disguised as a Saleswoman
- A little Black Friday envy
- A lot of thinking to do
- A ringtone just for mom
- A sign that you no longer love your job
- Add one more to the stack
- An Efficient Shopping Machine
- Anyone have neighbors like these?
- Bad Xbox! Bad!
- Bite me! On second thought please don't
- Blogs aren't interesting unless you bitch about something
- Bloody fantastic
- Can I help you?
- Can't you see I'm busy??
- Cheap bastards
- Convergence
- Dear little mosquito,
- Do you have a guy like this at YOUR office?
- Doggone mail service
- Doldrums
- Don't invite other houseguests when it isn't your house
- Even if I'm dying, do NOT send me here
- Even the atomic clocks are screwed up
- Experimenting with Resetting the Clock
- Have a heart
- Hell on Earth
- help me
- Huddling for warmth
- I did it
- I hate movie snobs
- I know this is getting tired, but I gotta complain somewhere
- I work with freaks
- I'm doomed
- I'm grumpy :-P
- I'm likeable dammit!
- I'm sorry I don't have a bubble butt
- I'm sure there are SOME SUV drivers who aren't assholes
- I've had better Mondays
- If I want to know how your day is, I'll beat it outta ya!
- If it's too good to be true: Job scam
- If you like to yammer, I'll be over there
- It's World War 3 Outside
- Just a little more respect please
- Lessons on Listening
- Long story short (but no less drama)
- Monday is the new Sunday
- My sweety is still stuck in Miami
- My Tivo does not love me
- Not so springy mornings
- Off to work I go... again
- OH BLOODY HELL!
- Paying for air
- Phooey
- PMS is nobody's friend
- Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
- Recipe for a bad night's sleep
- Reverse Darwinism
- Smile? Are you TRYING to annoy me?
- So much for that new roof
- Tantrum Update
- Thank god it's Monday?
- The Joys of Costco (and the not-so-joyful)
- The Unseen Enemy
- This is why I'm hot
- Trash Day
- Unhappy
- Wah wah it's cold wah
- Warning: Whiny bitchy self-pitying crap ahead
- We expected this, didn't we?
- What a rip-off
- When your big fat mouth gets you into big fat trouble
- Whoops, your ignorance is showing
- Why isn't this common knowledge?
- Why it's sometimes better to stay home
- Why Nissan sucks some serious ass
- Why none of my friends are divas
- Why Stuffed Animals Make Better Pets Than Actual Animals
- Working and whining
- Worst vacation ever
- You know you're out of shape when...
Blog-Related Yammer
- A birthday wish disguised as a story about me
- A curious phenomenon, these blogs are.
- A Moment of Hero Worship
- Bad luck domain?
- Birthday recap
- Blog sweet blog
- Blog tastes
- Can you put blog posts on a milk carton?
- Ch-ch-ch-changes!
- Comment spammers please curl up and die
- Day 2
- Figuring out the Blog Explosion mysteries
- Girls kick ass
- Girls Kick Ass - part 2
- Help me make a good first impression
- Hooray it's fixed!
- How gross is a dog's water bowl?
- Hugh Jackman doesn't wear socks
- I broke my Categories
- I got frogged!
- I still love you guys
- I'm going to get reamed, I just know it.
- I'm slick like that
- I'm sorry to say...
- Lip-smacking good
- More details than you can shake a stick at
- My New Hero
- My Own Question Box
- My template is ho-hum but I'm okay!
- No boring clover here!
- No More Guilt
- OH BLOODY HELL!
- Oh Happy Day!
- Prone to Obsession
- Scatterbrain
- Solving the comment notification problem
- Starting from scratch... again
- Starting out
- Stuff
- Sweet tooltip popups for acronyms and other notes
- Tale of Two Blogs
- The pressure is on
- Warning: This blog may pervert your children (and some small animals)
- Was that mean?
- When nothing works right
- Woe is me and my blog
General Silliness
- A dude in need of no buttcream
- A little piece of pop culture I finally figured out
- A Picture of Exhaustion
- A Tribute
- Aah-CHOO! Oowwwww.
- Any excuse to be vulgar
- As promised...
- Big Ass Fan
- BING!
- Celebratin' Time!
- Earthquake Preparedness
- Girlfriend Etiquette
- How do I not have cable?
- How do you say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
- Hugh Jackman doesn't wear socks
- I deserve this
- I feel pretty, oh so pretty! (Not really, but I felt like singing)
- I Got Lost
- I just made myself giggle
- I'm slick like that
- I'm such a nerd
- It's the simple things
- Lesson Learned
- Morning thoughts
- No boring clover here!
- No sci-fi for her
- Oooh leather!
- Simple, crude, funny
- Sometimes I'm good for something
- Superman is an alien
- Sweet shirt of the day
- The things I do for renters
- This could've easily blown up in my face
- Thoughts while in bed at 5:50 am
- Uh oh, it's Elmo
- Well I never! (Actually I do, all the time)
- What a brat
- What does it mean when...
- You Know You're a Southern California Native When...
Home Improvement
- A change in perspective
- A lot of thinking to do
- Alms for the poor
- Anyone wanna buy a house?
- Back to the grind
- Bah Christmas lights
- Big plans and maybe a big storm
- Can a gate be sexy?
- I can enjoy the rain again
- It's a good day
- Medieval thoughts
- More thoughts on the medieval door
- Moving doth sucketh
- My poor frozen-to-death grass
- My quirky new home
- Not-so-Candid not-so-Camera
- One more day, and then...
- Oops 1 + Oops 2 = One Big Honkin' Oops
- Picking a competent realtor
- Serendipity
- Thank god it's Monday?
- The Big Move
I remember when...
- A change in perspective
- An odd memory of an an odd trade
- And I thought *I* was oblivious
- AT&Terminator
- Bike Story #1
- Bike Story #2
- Cheap and Unstinky Crystals
- Don't read this if you're eating
- I would've made an awesome Mad Max movie character
- Memory lane
- Memory... all alone in the moonlight...
- Mucky-muck
- Simple, crude, funny
- Something wicked this way comes... sometimes in your cereal
- Speaking of the shortbus
- The day we went deer hunting with the truck
- The Question Box
- Then and Now
- They still make Tab soda?
- This is how my brain works
- Two things you can shoot with
- What if
- Why'd I ever leave?
I see stupid people
- Addicts
- Amazing inconsideration
- And I thought *I* was oblivious
- Captain Obvious to the rescue
- Did somebody actually get paid to write that?
- Gee, thanks.
- Hey you
- I guess they're cute, but...
- I'd like to propose a new law
- I'm so glad he's not in my department
- If it's too good to be true: Job scam
- Off to work I go... again
- People wear the strangest things
- Some people are scary
- The outcome
- Things that make you go arrgh
- Things you don't want to smell in the lunch room
- To the tailgater behind me this morning...
- Trash Day
- Ugly and uglier
- Uh, let's not stop here
- VD Day?
- We're watching you
- What a waste
- What is wrong with this guy?
I'm such a dolt
- A little piece of pop culture I finally figured out
- Add this to my long list of DUH
- Adventures in Housework
- Adventures in Salad Eating
- Barb probably knows, but does anyone else?
- Beavis and Butthead Moments
- Embracing My Inner Dork
- Forehead vs. Metal Door
- How I completely missed Daylight Savings Time
- I rarely oversleep. Oops.
- I swear, if it isn't stapled to me...
- I'm keeping my feet on solid ground
- Ironing out issues
- Memory Like a Sieve
- My Inner Beavis and Butthead
- Note to self: I am not a juggler
- Oops 1 + Oops 2 = One Big Honkin' Oops
- Ouch
- Please explain these poop bag instructions to me
- Runner's high my ass
- Say what?
- Scatterbrain
- Scatterbrainedness: A most annoying trait
- Something wicked this way comes... sometimes in your cereal
- Sometimes, it really sucks to be me
- The question of the day
- This is SO not my scene
- Toxic Broccoli - Part 2
- Uhh... when was this?
- Undo
- Victory at last
- What a Spazz
- When did I become a meanie?
- When did this happen?
- Wow, honest people still exist
Lesbian Love
- *sniff*
- All Better
- An interesting exchange
- As Marvin Gaye would say, "Let's Get It On..."
- Boing
- Don't take the little things for granted
- Don't you love it when...
- Gullibility and obliviousness at its finest
- Happy Birthday to my honey!
- Happy Friday and Wonky Weather
- Hey la hey la my girlfriend's back!
- I'm a what?
- Lazy Days
- My First
- On Being Gay
- On Valentine's Day
- Opposites Attract
- Powerlessness
- Questions Answered 5: You want to sleep with me, right?
- Realizing the important things
- Seeing past the cover
- Sex is better than football
- Something for the gay community
- Sweet shirt of the day
- The journey of lesbian self discovery
- Tired in a turtleneck
- Wandering in and out of the closet - When coming out is a blurred process
- Well I never! (Actually I do, all the time)
- What do I do...
- When your big fat mouth gets you into big fat trouble
- When your sweetheart decides to be a bigger pest than you
Mmmmm food
- A Mini Photo Odyssey
- Bean Slag
- Giving the gift of oatmeal
- How can you tell when a cookie is getting old?
- I heard it on the grapevine (well, not really)
- I might be an addict
- I'm not done yet
- It's just not the same
- It's Mighty... funny
- Loaf of meat, yum
- Nacho average dinner
- PMS is nobody's friend
- Pre-breakfast state of mind
- Ranchy goodness
- Something wicked this way comes... sometimes in your cereal
- Super Coffee Woman
- This is why SHE does most of the cooking
- Tofurkey
- Toxic Broccoli - Part 2
- Waffling
- Waffling from home
Music to my ears
- "Simpler place and time" my ass
- A couple of updates
- A ringtone just for mom
- Artistic expression with ribbon stickers
- Audacity
- Back to the grind
- I now pronounce you gay and married
- I'm in love (with a gadget)
- It soothes the soul
- It's, like, totally 80s, so, like, gag me
- Music that I REALLY like
- New Year Firsts
- Ooo la la
- Random and pointless
- Ringtones for you and Chewbacca too!
- Sing a silly song
- Sometimes you just want something mellow
- The voice of insanity
- This is why I'm hot
- This post will self-destruct in 7 days
- Tranciful Goodness
- Whut up yo!
Office Hijinks
- A case of positive blurting
- A job offer!
- A sign that you no longer love your job
- Attempting to get focused
- Back on the elevator...
- Boy am I dense
- Can I go home yet?
- Can I move my desk please?
- Can't you see I'm busy??
- Casual Friday
- Cheap bastards
- Dirty vs. Messy
- Do you have a guy like this at YOUR office?
- Does this mean I have to be social now?
- Elevator Antics
- First Day at the new job!
- For those who are obsessive-compulsive about their computer
- Free air for me!
- Gee, thanks.
- help me
- Hey you
- I can't stop grinning
- I feel like I'm awaiting my execution
- I found a way to get rid of cravings.
- I have a confession to make
- I know this is getting tired, but I gotta complain somewhere
- I love working from home, despite the tickets
- I rarely oversleep. Oops.
- I work with freaks
- I'm doomed
- I'm employee of the freaking year, okay?
- I'm so glad he's not in my department
- It's the simple things
- Looking forward
- Mid-career crisis
- Motivation
- Name that machine
- Nerd or Designer... can I be both?
- None the wiser
- Note to self: I am not a juggler
- One more day please
- Overheard at the office
- Phooey
- Say what?
- So much for that new roof
- Sock eater
- The bitter with the sweet
- The Effect of Babies in the Office
- The Plan
- The seedy underbelly
- They still make Tab soda?
- Things you don't want to smell in the lunch room
- This might be my year
- Weirder than me?
- What a difference
- What's that beeping?
- Why do I hear Taps in the background?
- Working and whining
- Yee ha.
- You mean my oatmeal?
- You think you know someone...
Okay that's just weird
- Arts and crafts rejects
- Cajones
- Cock Flavoured
- Compulsive buying
- Doc, what do these dreams mean?
- Ducks on Vacation
- Free!
- Germaphobes at the gym
- Got herpes?
- Great for parties?
- I don't get it
- I know what dogs want for Christmas
- If it's too good to be true: Job scam
- Inconceivable
- International Hooters
- Lovely Lady Lumps?
- Mmmm battery acid
- Not quite as bizarre as the others
- Oh crap, how could I forget?
- Rounds of oatmeal for everyone!
- Sock eater
- Thar she blows!
- These Dreams
- Thinking about germaphobes
- What's that smell?
- When ergonomics meets economics
Personal Insights
- 10 Odd Things You Probably Don't Care to Know About Me
- 5 Things
- A brief WTF moment
- Birthday recap
- Bloody fantastic
- Boy am I dense
- Catching elusive thoughts
- Convergence
- Dealing with infatuation
- Don’t make me throw pink eggs at you
- Escape Artist
- Feeling Obligated (and Annoyed)
- For those who are obsessive-compulsive about their computer
- GDG Through the Decades
- Happy Birthday to Me!
- Help me make a good first impression
- How gross is a dog's water bowl?
- I could've become a different person
- I have a confession to make
- I'm likeable dammit!
- Irrational Fears
- Is it stinginess or just resistance to change?
- Look familiar?
- Loving the ocean, but not the beach
- Memory lane
- My Embarrassing Problem
- My First
- My turn to be boring
- On Being Gay
- Order has been restored
- Peer into my soul with an astrological lens
- People like to judge
- People Watcher
- Powerlessness
- Relaxation
- Seeing past the cover
- Seeing yourself in movies
- Self-absorbed, but probably not conceited
- Situational Soundtracks
- The first rule of management
- The journey of lesbian self discovery
- The terror of possibly turning into my mom
- The Underwear Post
- Things I'll only admit to in a blog
- This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius...
- Tired in a turtleneck
- Untangling Patience
- Wandering in and out of the closet - When coming out is a blurred process
- What I hate most about myself
- What's that in my car?
- What's that on my desk?
- Who Wants to be a Superhero?
- Whut up yo!
- Why Dragons?
- Word Association
- Zoom Zoom
Random acts of geekery
- A couple of updates
- A few tips for future laptop shoppers
- Are you a Black Friday bargain hunter?
- Audacity
- Birthday recap
- Digital radio?
- Everything I know about golf I learned from my Wii
- For those who are obsessive-compulsive about their computer
- Getting in touch with my inner geek
- I'm a Wii bit sore
- I'm doomed
- I'm in love (with a gadget)
- Nerd or Designer... can I be both?
- Nerd romance
- Questions Answered 3: Don't like iTunes? Screw it!
- Reviving my inner geek
- Shopping for a new laptop
- Solving the comment notification problem
- Sweet tooltip popups for acronyms and other notes
- Switching versions of Java when you can't access browser settings
- The voice of insanity
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 1 - The video card
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 2 - The hard drive
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 3 - Setting up Netflix streaming
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 4 - The TV Tuner
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 5 - Realizing you're an idiot
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 6 - Software
- Turning an Aging Computer into a Media Center - Part 7 - Processor upgrade
- Turning off Autoplay in Firefox
- Wii-ly big disappointment
- Windows Vista - It's good and yet it sucks?
- Wrestling with Vista
Random Crap
- "Back to life, back to reality..."
- A couple of updates
- And now, back to our regularly scheduled whatever-this-is
- Are you a Black Friday bargain hunter?
- Artistic expression with ribbon stickers
- BEEP!
- Birds, flowers and other springy things
- Breakin' the Law
- Celebrity Sightings
- Cheap and Unstinky Crystals
- Cold Feet, Warm Heart
- Free air for me!
- Giving the gift of oatmeal
- Go me! Go me! It's your birthday! (Well, it was yesterday)
- Happy Friday and Wonky Weather
- Houses and stuff
- I feel so dirty
- I like March
- I think I need a new pillow
- Is it decorative or is it junk?
- It ain't easy being green
- It's nice when jobs drop into your lap
- Medieval thoughts
- Misshapen helmet
- More thoughts about strippers
- Motorcycles are sexy
- My Own Question Box
- Natural Wonder
- New Year Firsts
- On a lighter note...
- Ooh a contest!
- Public Service Announcement: Popcorn
- Questions Answered 1: When a box isn't really a box
- Questions Answered 2: Calling all angels
- Questions Answered 3: Don't like iTunes? Screw it!
- Questions Answered 4: Who's a good boy?
- Questions Answered 5: You want to sleep with me, right?
- Questions Answered 6: Celebrating female parts
- Questions Answered 7: Why there are no beauty contests in music
- Random and pointless
- Sing with me... At the car wash! Woo!
- Some assembly required
- Stuff
- The hummings of an unquiet brain
- The Obligatory "Here's My Side Business" Post
- The things you find in a car wash mini-mart
- Thinking about flowers
- This is how my brain works
- This is SO not my scene
- This might be my year
- Tired of backups?
- Too many lines
- Two things you can shoot with
- Two thoughts, completely unrelated
- Untangling Patience
- What a lovely Sunday
- What am I, 14 again?
- What's all this dust?
- Where the grass is greener
- Wiki-meme-a
Sometimes I have a life
- A surprisingly pleasant wedding
- A trip to the emergency room
- Adults only = no kids = happy me!
- Backyard Lounging
- Cancun Day 2: Visiting a timeshare to get free stuff
- Cancun Day 3: Getting to know the place
- Cancun Day 4: Checking out the locals
- Cancun Day 5: Adventure in Xcaret
- Cancun Day 6: Where I finally get a bit of a tan
- Cancun you believe it?
- Celebratin' Time!
- Don't invite other houseguests when it isn't your house
- Hell on Earth
- Houston, hopefully we don't have a problem
- I can't stop grinning
- I still love you guys
- I'd like to order an extra weekend please, thank you
- I'm like a walking Learning Annex catalog
- I've got a date!
- It's a good day
- It's a good Monday
- It's Vegas baby
- Long Beach Pride - Not unlike a zoo
- Mmmm days off
- My mom is so happy
- Napa Valley, here we come
- Party-time Behavior
- Quiero mas dinero para un vacacion por favor
- Ready to vacate
- Recipe for a bad night's sleep
- Red is the new green
- Showers and gifts and stuff
- Strippers!
- The Fight Party that never was
- The Good, The Bad, and Food Not Fit for Human Consumption
- Waffling
- Why it's sometimes better to stay home
- Worst vacation ever
The TV ate my brain
- Another Die Hard movie
- Another popularity contest
- Babbling about Top Chef
- Catching up with The L Word
- Dish vs. Cable
- Dominique needs some humbling, and other Top Model comments
- Finally a decent dragon movie
- Have a period or something!
- Houston, hopefully we don't have a problem
- How can anyone like this movie?
- I can't seem to stop talking about television this week
- I don't get it
- I Got Lost
- I have all of you to thank
- I have rejoined the land of cable TV
- I hope I never have to watch this again
- Idol Chatter
- It's time for American Idol, finally.
- Maybe I should go into music video production
- Movies I just don't get
- My Inner Beavis and Butthead
- My sweety is still stuck in Miami
- Not that desperate
- Pre-breakfast state of mind
- Screaming with Celebrities
- Sex is better than football
- Suggestions for witty dialog?
- Super
- The Funniest Movie Quote I've Heard in a Long Time
- The Reality TV show bandwagon
- Who Wants to be a Superhero?
- Why I'll never live in Santa Monica
- Wondering about past American Idol winners
Thinking aloud
- A brief WTF moment
- A change in perspective
- A little Black Friday envy
- A ringtone just for mom
- AT&Terminator
- Bah Christmas lights
- Big Ass Fan
- BING!
- Bus, Taxi or Truck?
- Can I help you?
- Convergence
- Digital radio?
- Dirty vs. Messy
- Environmentally friendly
- Feeling under the weather?
- Feelings of superhero-ness
- Giving Advice
- I need a removeable head
- I now pronounce you gay and married
- I'm a Wii bit sore
- I'm like a walking Learning Annex catalog
- It is what it is
- Luck - it's all how you look at it
- Misshapen helmet
- More thoughts on the medieval door
- Musical Thoughts
- Must... work...
- Not so springy mornings
- Paranoia
- Remember Dig Dug?
- Rocking out
- Showers and gifts and stuff
- Snails
- Superman is an alien
- Talking about teeth
- Thinking about germaphobes
- Traffic and ice cream
- VD Day?
- Warning: Whiny bitchy self-pitying crap ahead
- What I think of the 4th of July
- What if
- What if we were all bald...
- What is it about guys and cars?
- What made me buy this?
- What will YOU do with your stimulus check?
- What's in a name?
- When did this happen?
- Which establishment would you run?
- Why some people need labels
Warm-n-Fuzzy Pets
- A Picture of Exhaustion
- Bad Dog
- Bigger and Better
- Bite me! On second thought please don't
- Biting off more than you can chew
- Does your dog do this?
- Doggie Style
- Enough with the boinking already!
- Geeky Dragon Girl isn't so smart, but I am!
- Going batty
- Huddling for warmth
- I feel so guilty
- I know what dogs want for Christmas
- Meet the Furballs
- Night and Day Lounging
- Not quite the Dog Whisperer
- Obsessed with poop
- Puggy is driving us buggy
- Slug Dog
- Why Stuffed Animals Make Better Pets Than Actual Animals
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