Friday, March 02, 2007
Addicts
I’ve never been a coffee drinker, so I don’t understand the draw. On many mornings, I have a hard time getting to the breakroom refrigerator to get the milk for my cereal. There’s usually a crowd of addicts hovering around the coffeemakers like flies swarming a carcass. I have to weave my way through them, avoiding toes and saying “excuse me” profusely until I can open the fridge.
If something is not ready yet, I leave and come back later. But not these people. They stand there, glazed eyeballs fixed on the dripping of the coffeemakers, hypnotized like zombies. I know I’m in the minority in not being one of these coffee addicts, but that doesn’t stop me from finding it annoying. Addictions aren’t healthy.
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