Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Aah-CHOO! Oowwwww.
Pop quiz! It hurts when I sneeze. What could be causing it?
a) I’ve been snorting way too much cocaine and my septum is about to collapse.
b) I smacked myself on a file cabinet and am bleeding profusely from the head injury.
c) I have really bad gas.
d) I started going to the gym for the first time over the weekend, tried out all the machines for the first time ever, and now have so many sore muscles I feel like a punching bag that just got back from climbing Mt. Everest.
e) All of the above.
If you picked A, gee thanks for your vote of confidence. I may act like a crackhead sometimes, but smelling the pot smoke from a neighboring dorm room is the closest I’ve ever come to illegal drug use.
If you picked B, good guess, but incorrect. While this is entirely plausible considering my clutziness, I have never actually had a serious head injury.
If you picked C, um no.
If you picked D, *dingdingdingding!* You are correct! I can testify that their crunch machine is quite effective.
If you picked E, ARE YOU NUTS??
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