Thursday, February 23, 2006
A dude in need of no buttcream
My sweety works in a customer service department. One of her coworkers received the following email from a customer:
Hello [Company Name],
I enjoy your products and all, but please do not send me any more junk mail to my address. It’s embarrassing enough to get advertisements for cellulite cream in the mail, let alone have your roommates parade around with it in a fit of laughter. Hopefully that image makes you at least chuckle, I know I got a kick out of the situation, but seriously, no more ass-firming cream or other ridiculous product advertisements from [Company Name] addressed to
[Customer’s Address]
If I want any butt cream I’ll buy it for my hemorrhoids in about 50 years, but not anytime soon. Many thanks and have a good one,
peace
[Customer Name], a dude in need of no buttcreamps. btw, have you ever looked up the definition of hemorrhoids? “an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue, also called piles” I cringe everytime I see one of those preparation H commercials now after reading that, but then I laugh after the guy comes back with a big smile on his face, because, let’s just be honest here, he just had his finger up his butt and that’s funny.
Don’t you wish all customers and clients were this funny?
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