Thursday, April 20, 2006
A birthday wish disguised as a story about me
One day in January of this year a little geek decided to start her own blog. At first she called it “Not So Deep Thoughts (But Sometimes They Are)”. She decided it was kinda lame and no one would want to visit her. So she renamed it to “Confessions from a Private Lesbian” because it was more scintillating and dramatic-sounding. Her original blog looked like this.
One day as she was discovering new and wonderful blogs to visit, she found someone talking about “getting smacked”. Curious, she followed the link to I Talk Too Much and marveled at the wit, humor and uncensored honesty that abounded there. A glutton for punishment, she decided to submit her own little blog for review. She was a little scared because, well, they could be kinda mean sometimes.
After weeks of eager waiting, her site finally got reviewed. It was done by Bitter Bitch, who, much to the little geek’s utter amazement, did not pick her blog apart at all.
And now, today is that bitch’s birthday! Welcome to being the same age you were the last… uh, several years BB! Woohoo! If any of you know me, you know I’m a horrible gift-buyer, so you’ll just have to settle for a “woohoo” from me. So here, have another… WOOHOO!!
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